Calliope Sound Productions

AUDITION INFO

Hilda’s Yard by Norm Foster

Synopsis Imagine yourself sitting in your backyard, enjoying the breeze on your face, and anticipating cracking open a cold one. It's quiet. The kids—the thirty something kids— have finally moved out and you're free to enjoy your new alone time with your spouse. But this sense of calm is fleeting because suddenly your kids have literally fallen over the fence into the yard and they need help. This is just the beginning of Norm Foster's hilarious Hilda's Yard, which features the family Fluck in the 1950s. There's Hilda, the mother, Sam, the father, and their adult children Gary and Janey. Gary is on the run from an angry bookie, Beverly, and Janey has suddenly left her husband. To top it all off, Gary’s girlfriend, Bobbi the trombonist, drops in for dinner. Sam is not too pleased since he just bought a new television set, his quiet evening with his wife is ruined, and he found out he might be losing his job! And that's just the start of his day.

Presented by Calliope Muses and Directed by Cheryl McClennan

On stage: August 17-27, 2023 at the Erindale Theatre, UTM

Are you interested in being a part of this? Try-outs will be held on April 13 and 14 at Erindale Theatre, UTM  from 1:00 pm-3:00 pm. If you are unable to make these times please send a message to our email address 


Character Descriptions:

Hilda Fluck Female, mid 50’s. Hilda tells it like it is and wears her emotions on her sleeve. Hilda has a great strength about her. She’s inquisitive and looks for details in her conversations with family. Hilda is very protective of her family.

Sam Fluck Male, mid 50’s. Hilda’s Husband. Proud. Sam is the family breadwinner and works at a paper products manufacturing plant. Sam feels unappreciated by his employer. He’s excited to finally become an empty nester with Hilda.

Gary Fluck Male, age mid-30’s. Hilda and Sam’s oldest child. WWII veteran. Affected by the war, he has made many poor choices. Hilariously irresponsible.

Janey Fluck Female, early 30’s. Hilda and Sam’s youngest child. Dramatic and pretends to be a vegetarian. Married and comes across as spoiled but her true self is much deeper. She recently separated from her husband.

Bobbi Jakes Female, early 30’s. Gary’s love interest. Jazz Musician who plays the trombone. She’s hip, free spirited and speaks her mind.

Beverly Woytowich Male, around 40. A nefarious gangster-type. Gary has an outstanding gambling debt with him. Intelligent, well spoken, and secretly kind for a “thug”. Beverly is smitten with Janey.



Show Tickets $25

Hilarious and poignant!   “Laugh till you cry!

Please fill out and bring audition forms Download the form here. Call Callbacks, if required, will be held on a later date Audition Location: UTM University of Toronto in Mississauga: Deerfield Hall Rehearsal Hall A Email us for a time and day @ thecalliopemuses@gmail.com Calliope is a not for profit community theatre group celebrating more than20 years of presenting quality theatre in Mississauga. All positions are non-paying, non-union. Deerfield Hall Rehearsal Hall A Map http://www.utm.utoronto.ca/about-us/contact-us/maps-directions Email us for a time and day @ calliopesoundproductions@gmail.com   Please visit our website often for updates. For any other information, or to be considered for this season's cast, please email us at thecalliopemuses@gmail.com                                                                                                                        Or calliopesoundproductions@gmail.com This is a non-paying, community theatre endeavour.